Wear the horns with pride
Horny Viking is clothing for people who do not take themselves too seriously but still want to look the part. Every piece carries our horned helmet mark and is printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
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T-shirts
Premium organic cotton tees in black, white and red.
Shop t-shirts →Hoodies
Black pullover hoodies for cold mornings and long walks on the seafront.
Shop hoodies →Caps
Black cotton baseball caps with the helmet up front.
Shop caps →Mugs
Black mugs that carry the mark, for tea, coffee or mead.
Shop mugs →Gifts and stag dos
Viking gifts
For the history fan, the gym regular or anyone who behaves like a Viking at weddings.
Find a gift →Christmas gifts
Order by Wednesday 9 December 2026 for Christmas, with free UK delivery.
See order dates →Stag do t-shirts
Matching shirts for the whole raiding party, with the stag in red.
Kit out the group →Our tongkat ali capsules are sold out
Our first batch of Horny Viking capsules, made with 400mg tongkat ali root extract and 5mg Bioperine, has sold out. We are working on the next batch now, and if you would like to hear the moment it lands, leave your email on the product page.
The Vikings, without the nonsense
We put horns on our helmet, so we owe the real Vikings an honest write up. Our guides separate the history from the myths, from helmets and runes to names and gods.
Did Vikings wear horned helmets
The short answer is no, and the story of who gave them the horns is better than the myth.
Read the guide →Viking rune meanings
All 24 runes of the Elder Futhark, plus the 16 the Vikings really used.
Read the guide →Viking names
What Bjorn, Ragnar and Ulf mean, and the nicknames that went with them.
Read the guide →See all Viking guides or read our supplement guides.